Old Bookmark Treasures: The Big Muff Page
Revisiting a nearly twenty-year old website chronicling the iconic Big Muff fuzz pedal
Today while accidentally cleaning out my bookmarks (Listen, I've changed browsers so many fucking times over the years that I have like a historical record of “imported from....” labyrinthian folder structures, and sometimes I uncover a cache of decade+ old treasures) I stumbled on this:
What you're looking at is a fucking time capsule
I remember reading this website over ten years ago when I was still using a Big Muff on my board and thinking even then that the site felt dated (which is saying something since I grew up on the early days of the internet - BBS era baybeeee) but I was a bit shocked to look and realize today that this site dates only as far back as 2007.
There's a “this would have looked at home on GeoCities” energy to this site that I cannot help but admire. It was out of time even when it was first published.
But like one of the really standout things is like, man - just look at how much fucking text there is!
People used to just WRITE, man. It's like seeing magazines from the 90's and there'll be a car advertisement that instead of a photo of the car, it's stylistic sketch and then 2000 words on how owning the car would make your wife love you in ways your secretary can't. It's so weird seeing how fucked attention spans have gotten in terms of just text copy.
Which isn't to say there aren't also photos on the site; take my word for it, there are plenty of detailed shots of every iteration of the pedal, diagrams, photos of the circuit boards of ones they've cracked open, it's fucking wild how specific this site is.
If you wanted an in-depth look at literally every iteration of the iconic fuzz pedal, click through and go spelunking. There's an image map (g no reconguista, remember fucking image maps??) of all the pedal versions at the top, so you can click into like the Red Army Overdrive image at the upper right for example and it'll take you to the page specifically about that model, its history and design.
When people joke about autism and trains like, this is what we mean man, lmao. I love what's wrong with this person (complimentary). I respect it. I'm glad this chronicle exists AND that it's still online. A lesser person would have redesigned the site to make it completely “modern” and soulless 10 or so years ago, or just let it lapse and be wiped from the internet.
Anyway, thanks for reading. Here's your end of post cat, resting on the fabric of a chair she's absolutely demolished. Her name is Lilith.