"Oh that's right, you were out that day.

So - remember when we got Tamm their first field kit? Brand new, still-in-the-box Ronko PH9 photomancy pack? They needed to test it out, obviously. What they didn't tell me was they were gonna use the damn flarebulb as part of said test.

Seaworthy regularly sleeps on my shoulder while I'm at work, right? Well we thought it'd make a good picture for the Coalition report. One minute Tamm is setting it all up, we get posed, and then BAM - bright lights, teeth and claws fucking everywhere. Haven't seen the poor creature move all six of her legs that fast since I pulled her out of the water as a yutten.

Y'know, I still think It's weird that you never asked me how I got all those scratches."