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Notes from the Director of the Salvage Insurance Bureau

Graph paper featuring different views of a greenish, horned, hybrid of a dinosaur and a rabbit with glowing rocks on its back. The top reads 'Common Burrowback - Class 2 Agricultural Harm'
<p>The top right corner has a small stamp reading 'SALVAGE INSURANCE BUREAU' with an image of a green lamp of some kind.</p>
<p>A note on the side reads
'Wildlife Department Public Record:
Habitat, Diet and Hazards are all redacted, and Verdict lists 'Avoid contact when possible'</p>
<p>There's a colorized negative taped to the paper with an image of ~7 of these standing on a ruined rooftop

"I miss…normal animals, y'know?

One of the first things I did when I was appointed director of the 'bureau was a thorough investigation of these little shits because I was convinced - CONVINCED - they were a leftover biological weapon from the invasion. Director Argour over at 'transit and I had a running bet.

It's all redacted now, but turns out there are Beldian survey team records about 'em from the dig sites that LONG predate the war, meaning that for whatever reason these mountains we were forced to flee to naturally evolved venomous, pack hunting, "eats flesh but also solid stone" nightmare monsters.

If those 'old gods' fuckers are right, their gods have a lot to answer for."



Part of a series - The Ongoing Adventures of Magical Insurance Bureaucrats in a World Recovering from a Failed Alien Invasion

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